The Best of Facebook 2013, Part 2

Just copying these quotes over from Facebook is getting me excited to start blogging again in the new year. It's been so long since I've blogged with any sort of regularity. I've missed it and I have a lot of things to work through in writing, as well as just trying to keep up with the fast pace of my crazy growing girls, so I don't forget and lose all these fun memories! Anyway...here is Part 2. :)

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Ashley, holding up a ladybug: "I have a little friend!"

Bethany, holding up a drowned black bug: "And I have a little...dead friend!"

The ultimate in non-discrimination.

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Bethany, singing at the top of her lungs: "I'm living in a Cheerio world, because I am a Cheerio girl!"

No offense, Madonna, but I like Bethany's lyrics better.

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Ashley: "Hannah, I'm so glad that I didn't accidentally kill you, and to show you that I'm sorry that I almost did, I'm giving you my peacock feather!"

There are some things a mother should just NOT overhear.

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Hannah, looking into her water cup: "Oh no, my fishies can't breathe in all this water and they are all drowning!"

I just...it's not...I don't even know where to start with that sentence.

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Hannah: "I have never been run over by a car, not once in my life! That's why I'm not dead."

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Bethany, eagerly: "Mummy, I've figured out what my gift is! It's blowing up balloons!"

As she held up the inflated balloon as proof, her fingers slipped and it flew away, zigzagging through the room as the air whooshed out of it. She stared after it in silence for a moment, then amended solemnly,

"Or maybe it's playing the violin. I haven't tried that yet, but it's probably easier."

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Hannah: "I'm sorry to tell you this, Mummy, but you are starting to look pretty old."

Me: "Oh my...is that a bad thing?"

Hannah, matter-of-factly: "Yes, because it means you are getting ready to die."

Happy Thursday to me!

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Bethany, fighting tears of indignation: "Ashley says that if I don't do everything she tells me to do, I can NEVER be a flying yak!"

Oh bitter, bitter life.

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When does a happy face not inspire happiness? When it is carved into the dining room table with a thumb tack!

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Hannah's build-a-bear, whom she calls her daughter, had a baby yesterday. Meet Bluebird.

This thing keeps following me around the house and, in a suspiciously Hannah-like voice, saying, "Hi, Great Grandma!" "I love you, Great Grandma!"

I AM SO NOT OKAY WITH THIS.

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Hannah, casually as I turn around: "Hey Mummy, I just found out that I'm pregnant!"

BE STILL MY HEART.

For the record, it is a balloon. And she is never allowed to have a balloon again.

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Ashley, sweetly: "Just so you know, Mummy, I wouldn't love you more if you were dead. I love you a lot even when you're alive!"

Ah yes...family. Where they love you even when you're alive.

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Sleeping in this morning resulted in my opening my eyes to find three anxious little faces inches away, peering intensely into mine. Instantly there arose a shout of glee, "She is conscious! She's alive!"

Equal parts terrifying and comforting.

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Hannah hugged me at bedtime and told me, "I love you more than you love me!"

"No, you can't possibly!" I teased her. "I love you more because my heart is bigger than yours!"

She thought for a moment and then agreed. "Everything about you is bigger. Your arms are bigger, and your tummy is bigger, and your legs are bigger, and your waist is bigger, and..."

Yeah. Just the big heart would have been enough, thanks, darlin'.

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"What...this isn't my seat?"

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Little scamp!

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Ashley, whispering: "Don't tell God, but I am going to make Him a surprise birthday present!"

I'm...not quite sure that will work the way she is picturing. But she is so sweet about it that I agreed to do my part to keep the secret by not telling God. ;)

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Things I never knew I would say to my children, #8,562: "Girls, I shouldn't be hearing anyone yell, 'So long, suckers!!' while you are decorating gingerbread men."

The Best of Facebook 2013, Part 1

This was so much fun for me last year, so I'm doing it again...

I use this blog mainly to help me remember all these precious stages of life that we are zipping through too quickly. I just don't have the memory space in my caffeine-deprived brain to hold on to all of this as it happens, and it is such a joy to read back through the blog and revisit times and experiences we've had together, things the girls have said/done as they've grown, and all the memories that would otherwise be lost. However, frequently one of the girls will say something, I will think, "Oh, I need to write that down!", and the fastest and easiest option is to just post it to Facebook. I realize how much less permanent that is than the blog, so I've decided to scan through the last year's worth of my Facebook status updates, and bring over here my favorites of the sweet or funny antics of the girls that I want to make sure I have recorded for good.

So here we go -- Part One!

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Bethany asked me to draw a cow, and when I finished, she said in great surprise, "Wow, that's actually pretty good! I didn't think it would be! Just keep practicing and you will get better at it, ok?"

Oh, well then. Thank you, benevolent one! I am in SUCH a hurry to draw more cows for you...not. ;)

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Ashley: "One thing that's against the law is killing people when they are being nice to you and helping you have what you need and taking care of you."

Wait. Like...me? Should I be worried?!

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Ashley: "Even if I had lots of mummies, you would be the only one I would love!"

Six year olds' compliments are the best.

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Bethany's opinion of grapefruit juice: "I don't like it because it tastes like ketchup!"

Well. I guess I wouldn't like to drink ketchup either...

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Before he left for work, Lamont told the girls that I had been up most of the night with Katelyn (again) and to be gentle with me lest I turn into a sobbing puddle of sleep deprivation in the corner of the kitchen. (Those may not have been his exact words.) Now they are taking turns coming out of their room and offering me money from their piggy banks. I asked what it's for, and Ashley said, "So you can buy enough coffee!"

Bribes, then. I'll take it!

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Ashley watched a clip of The Voice over my shoulder, and then told me confidently, "When I am 17, I will go on there and get a really good coach, because I know exactly what to sing."

"Oh really?" I asked. "What will you sing?"

"Well Mummy, I can't tell you today, because I'm not quite a rock star yet!"

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Hannah: "Since you can only use one hand today, Mummy, I will help you with the important things! So...how do I make cookies?"

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Bethany at 2 am, as I tucked her back into bed after a bad dream: "Mummy, if you ever have a scary dream in the night, you can come wake me up and I will pray for you too, ok?"

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Bethany, horrified: "Mummy! What are you doing with my pink frog?!"

Me, sheepish: "Why I am...um...taking him out of this bag of things for Goodwill, of course. Can you believe someone put him in there? Goodness!"

Now she thinks I'm a hero, rather than would-be abductor of pink frogs.

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When I come across a paper like this, is it paranoid of me to assume that it is a secret code that means something like, "We have almost made her crack. One more race through the house at top speed while belting out The Twelve Days of Christmas, and we will have her curled up in the fetal position on the kitchen floor. And then all the cookies will be ours, bwahahaha!!!" Anyone?

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I asked the girls to move away from our neighbor's side of the duplex while they are playing outside. "Remember," I told them, "she sleeps during the day sometimes."

"Oh yeah," Ashley answered. "But why? Is she hibernating or something?"

"No," cut in Hannah, importantly. "I think she might be a bat!"

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Hannah: "You are the prettiest Mummy I have ever had!"

Thanks, sweetie. Pretty sure I'm also the most unfortunate looking one you've ever had, so I won't let it go to my head!

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I walked past the girls' bedroom to see Bethany with an arm around each of her sisters. "I love you guys so much," she said tenderly, "that when you die I will come to your funerals."

They all leaned their heads together and my heart began a bittersweet melt, which came to an abrupt halt when Bethany added thoughtfully, "Unless I am swimming. Because that would be more fun."

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Ashley: "Mummy, your face is long and skinny, but I love you and you don't look like an alien."

Kids. Great for an ego boost on those days when you wonder if you're looking a little extraterrestrial!

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Ashley, praying before dinner: "Thank you that Mummy makes our food and does most of the laundry, even though she doesn't do all of it!"

Yes, I suppose there really is no point in lying to God about the laundry.

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Hannah: "Mum, what's an analogy?"

Me: "It's...a comparison of two things that have something in common..."

Hannah: "Oh, like you and cars."

Me: "Excuse me?"

Hannah: "You know, you need coffee and cars need gas. Is that an analogy?"

I don't think I should be proud of this!

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Hannah: "What's a preference?"

Ashley: "It's if you want something more than something else. Like -- my preference is to have a pig instead of a chicken!"

Hannah: "But I would never say that, because pigs are muddy."

Ashley: "That's not the point, I'm just trying to teach you something!"

Welcome to my world, sweetheart.

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Bethany: "Mummy, let's pretend that you're my mom, but let's pretend that you take care of me..."

My children are clearly going to need therapy.

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Part 2 to follow! I am loving laughing my way through these, I had already forgotten most of them. :)

Today is the day!

Breaking my blogging fast to announce a very special day! Everyone should be aware of this most exciting occasion, and I do my part annually to spread the word....

 

November 1st is Starbucks Holiday Cups Day!!!

I realize that our government is lagging shamefully in making today a national holiday, but that never stops me from celebrating on my blog with the proper amount of delight and hoopla! In fact, you can find my initial holiday cups post from 2010 here, and a fun follow up to that post here! Go read them, they will impress upon you the proper level of excitement. ;)

 

Thank you to my friend Kayley, who continued the fun tradition she began a couple years ago by showing up on my doorstep this morning with my beautiful red cup waiting for me to rejoice over it!

 

They are really here, people. REVEL in them with me!

Song of Summer

The summer stretched out before us, warm and welcoming

 

Endless

 

 

Whispering promises of easy laughter and baseball games and

 

Grass stains

 

 

Of splashing and sinking and finally, triumphantly

 

Swimming

 

 

Of daring and dreaming and

 

Learning

 

 

Of skinned knees and ice cream pleas and

 

Climbing trees

 

 

Of gardens growing and children growing and yet sometimes

 

When one is overwhelmed by how small one still is

 

Of needing a safe place to

 

Hide

 

 

We reveled in the long, hot days and the languid nights and most of all the

 

Sunshine

 

 

We watched our last baby explore the world with eager

 

Wonder

 

 

And whether throwing our hands in the air in exuberant

 

Delight

 

 

Or joining hands in a sacred sisterly circle of

 

Prayer

 

 

We danced to the song of summer

 

Together

 

 

 

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Then followed that beautiful season... Summer...

Filled was the air with a dreamy and magical light; and the landscape

Lay as if new created in all the freshness of childhood.

~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Back in the saddle

I'm just going to jump in and pretend it hasn't been something like three months since my last blog post. If I haven't had time for blogging in all these months, I certainly don't have time for apologies and explanations for not blogging! And this post may consist almost entirely of pictures....

 

Life has been a wee bit intense so far this summer, and a couple of weeks ago Lamont surprised the girls and I with a family getaway trip to Silver Mountain Resort for some recharging time together. Endless hours in the waterpark, riding the gondola 5 kilometres up the mountain (longest gondola ride in the world, I believe) and back down - twice, hiking, and just hanging out together in our favorite state (Oh Idaho, we may yet move back to you someday). It was amazing and so refreshing. Here follow the aforementioned pictures!

 



Far away dreams in her curly head as she gazes out of the gondola over the mountains....

 

A girl after my own heart! Ashley and I couldn't resist this puzzle in the suite.

From high up on the gondola...takes my breath away.

There is a playground at the top of the mountain. Katelyn has fallen in love with swinging lately and swings with this darling mix of very serious, thoughtful faces, and huge happy smiles.

Part monkey!

We went for a short hike on the mountain, about a mile. Most of that time was spent discussing the best course of action if we should happen upon the bears that the girls were certain lurked around every bend in the path.

Hannah apparently ran into a bear! She had no idea what happened to her leg, but was quite proud of this wound.



"Look what God has done! There's poetry in all I see...look what God has done!" ~Jaci Velasquez

Worn out on the way down the mountain and napping on Daddy's chest. A moment before this she was shrieking and giggling with her sisters, and then she just gave in and curled up and was instantly fast asleep. :)

Do they look like they are about to fall asleep?? No? I didn't think so.

....SOLD!

Ashley asks out of the blue at the dinner table, "Do animals go to heaven?"

 

I set my fork down slowly, deliberately. I am frantically thinking the prayer with which all experienced parents are uncomfortably familiar. Please, for the love of all things caffeinated, in the next two seconds give me a brilliant answer that satisfies their curiosity without lying or saying too much!! (Why yes, this prayer does apply to everything from the tooth fairy to the birds and the bees, thank you for asking.)

 

And then, as I smiled and opened my mouth to improvise an answer that was sure to leave all of my daughters unsatisfied and possibly in tears, I was cut off by this adorable conversation....

 

 

Ashley: "Do animals go to heaven?"

 

Hannah: "Nope."

 

Bethany: "How do you know?"

 

Hannah: "Because animals don't have souls, and only souls go to heaven."

 

Bethany: "I don't want to be sold to heaven!"

 

Ashley: "But Beth, it's ok to be sold to heaven, because when you get sold to heaven you are really, really expensive. And that's how you know that you are important!"

 

Hannah: "Am I expensive too?"

 

Ashley: "Yes, everybody is. Because it costs all of Jesus for us to be sold to heaven, and that is even more expensive than money, so it's like more than even a king or queen could pay."

 

Bethany: "Because Jesus died. That's how much it costs."

 

Ashley: "Right."

 

Bethany: "Why can't animals be sold to heaven too?"

 

Hannah: "Because they are not expensive enough!"

 

Bethany: "Oh. I see."

 

 

 

And everyone happily continues eating, completely content with their resolution of the question. Parent-prayer answered! And moments like this, when I get to sit back and watch my children embrace this God-given life with curiosity and intelligence and joy? They never, ever, ever get old.

Easter weekend pictures

It's been a full month since my last post and I only have a few minutes for the blog today, but I want to at least get some pictures posted from Easter weekend. It's so rare for us to all be in the same picture, and I love this one....

Crazy happy baby!

And here are a few that my mother-in-law took, and I stole from her facebook page. ;) I don't do as well now as I used to with taking pictures of the girls -- I guess my hands are usually full and I just don't seem to have the camera on hand very often. So I'm glad to be able to borrow these ones. Thanks, Mom!

She's seven months old this week. This is my fourth time through and I still don't know how that happens so quickly.

Speaking of growing up, this picture freaked me out a little! Six years old, going on sixteen....

Um...do they look a little bit crazed and terrifying here??

A friend recently told me that Hannah seems like she'll be a queen bee, and I can see it. Watch out for this angelic looking blond head -- she's going to rule something when she grows up!

My favorite picture of the weekend. LOVE this baby girl.

I keep thinking I'm going to write a post about how Ashley has two loose teeth, and how Katelyn just cut her first tooth and is sitting up now, and how my musical rehearsals are going, and how Lamont took an awesome trip all by himself to Salt Lake City to cheer on the Zags in the NCAA tournament (No. Don't talk about that. *sob*), and how school just started back up for me and I think I may have lost my mind to be taking two classes right now, and how it is finally SPRING and I do a happy dance every time I have to put on my sunglasses in the car, and how absolutely incredible life is....

But instead I just crammed all of those things into the longest run-on sentence ever. And I am off!