"Stepping on someone's head is really rude!",
"If someone was just about to get eaten up by a lion, and they called out to their friend who was standing nearby and said, 'Please help me!', and their friend said, 'Sorry, not right now, you have fun with that!', then that would be pretty rude."
I took out the garbage and returned to the house to find Hannah waiting for me in the doorway, eager to announce, "Hi Mummy, I'm a water buffalo!"
Ashley randomly started bemoaning the fact that she doesn't get presents except for her birthday and Christmas. (I know, such a thankful heart, right?) I pointed out that gifts aren't always wrapped up and tied with a bow, and said, "For example, when I brought home your new bike last weekend, that was kind of a present, wasn't it?"
"Not really...", she said.
"Well then, what was it?" I asked in confusion.
And with a cheeky grin she replied, "On sale."